Welcome to Detroit’s cannabis college, recently opened with courses on how to grow marijuana - and harvest, cook and sell it too - after Michigan legalized the drug as a medicine. Students get instruction from horticulturalists, doctors and lawyers as well as hands-on experience cultivating plants and guidance on how to protect their stash from the criminal element.

I wonder if the syllabus is printed on rolling papers. Word on the street is that the midterm on midgrades is a doobie…I mean doozy.