Huh? This makes about as much sense as the BCS. Two-time champion, and supposed pussy magnet Tim Tebow is saving himself for marriage. Somewhere I bet A.C. Green is smiling.
Isn’t this why guys play sports. Sure, hoisting the championship trophy is nice, but that’s because you can use the line “you ever banged a world champion?” Another somewhere, Derek Jeter is shaking his head.
Wait a second… is Tim Tebow a Jonas brother?
Why is it all the good jobs are being outsourced? I think I’d be quite the standout female ass explorer, although working with a constant erection may be detrimental to the economy. Forget the “stimulus package,” we could call this position the “stimulated package.”
A cheeky artist has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant - to look at girls’ bums. Sue Williams was given the cash to “explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks”. She will create plaster cast moulds of women’s behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.
quotes via: blogofhilarity
Vida could turn any sane mane loco (no Ricky Martin). Now let me hit you where the good lord split you.
We’d like to introduce you to Allison Stokke, who has won the inaugural Our Kitchen Sink Sexiest Athlete of the Year Award. She may not play softball, soccer, or drive an indy car, but she sure looks comfortable handling that pole. Congrats Allison.
*is it still all about the motion in the ocean for you?
The big news coming out of Killa Cam’s camp (pardon the alliteration) today, is that from this day forward, he plans on being so stoned that he’s going to require the services of a “seeing eye” person. Meet that person. Janelle.
Janelle specializes in being able to open and close doors without the use of her hands, instead using her buxom chest like a supple battering ram. Her hair is made of melted, and reinforced teather balls, to ensure that when Cam gets too high, he always has a sure fire escape device. No word on whether she gets a stipend for snacks.
photo via: thelifefiles
Something is definitely different about Scarlett Johnannson. Hmm, I’m having a hard time putting my finger on it, perhaps it’s because I’m more used to needing to use my entire cupped palm (both) with Mrs. Johannson. I didn’t think changing your hair color was a requisite for waiving your right to glorious mammaries. Reportedly she’s trying to lose weight for the upcoming Ironman sequel. What does the role call for? Is she playing someones silohouette? I still love you. But I prefer you in the company of your friends.
photo via: wwtdd
