Tony Starks is back, and he’s brought a couple new friends along for the ride. None of whom I’m more excited to see wear spandex than Mickey Rourke Scarlett Johansson, who plays Black Widow. I’d still have sex with her even if I knew she was going to kill and devour me at the end. Circle of life I suppose.

Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage is definitely the 8th wonder of the world.  She may be the only person around who can moon someone by just wearing a tank top.  It’s like she’s hiding replica Dr. Evil heads in there.  Jesus!