After a poll of 5,000 British folks, Americans have been deemed “the most attractive” nation. A spokeswoman for www.OnePoll.com, which carried out the study, said: “America has got a lot on offer and boasts some of the sexiest people on the planet. The likes of Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt all help America’s image as a hot bed of good looking people.
It’s a good thing the Brits think all Americans look like movie stars. One trip to Wal-Mart and I think they’d be singing a whole different tune. It’s like visiting a spandex memorial. Hit the jump for the full rankings.
After one too many pints with the fellas, we started talking about deal breakers with your wife/girlfriend/mail order midget Princess Buttercup. While some talked about bad cooking, or having a wife whose libido resembles a nun, I chalked mine up to one singular question: Is their a Nickelback album/song/ringtone on any of her electronic devices? Finding one of those MP3’s is like finding that first love blister. Time to cut the responsible party free.
There’s something about the holiday season that makes me gravitate toward the Food Network. It probably has something to do with what I want Santa to bring me, because it’s definitely not any more Ramen Noodles or government cheese. After watching several cooking specials that ranged from pot roasts, to pot stickers, to pot brownies, I found myself strangely aroused. But the real question I had to ask myself was: Was it the women, or was it the food? God knows I’d like to do naughty things to Rachel Ray. She could probably do amazing things with one hand in the kitchen, and the other one on my…
And for the special ladies out there, we all know you’ve had thoughts of cooking up Emeril’s andouille sausage and making him scream “bang.”
Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating Web site that says it only allows “beautiful people” to join. Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com have been accepted, an e-mailed statement from the Web site showed.
The way that BeautifulPeople.com accepts new members is simple. A potential member applies with a photo and a brief profile. Over 48 hours, existing members of the opposite sex vote whether to admit him or her, the site said.
My question is, why if you’re supposedly “so attractive” are you resorting to online dating? The only responsible answer can be that all of the women have penises, and all of the men have the clap. Don’t fret England, beautifulpeople.com is a nation of people still trying to perfect Blue Steel.
This is why they shouldn’t teach old dogs new technology. Now you’ve got an elderly man barreling down the virtual highway without his glasses on and he’s drinking to boot.
