The long awaited full-length trailer for the A Nightmare on Elm Street reboot has hit the net. Is there anything more sadistic than telling a kid that a man with knives for hands is going to get him as soon as he falls asleep? That right there is a meth problem waiting to happen.
Get Him to the Greek is the spinoff from Forgetting Sarah Marsahall, with Russell Brand reprising his role as rocker Aldous Snow. Seems kinda strange to me that Jonah Hill was in the original film, and now he’s playing another fat, awkward guy. If he had made his way into show business a couple years sooner and didn’t have Judd Apatow backing him, he would have definitely ended up as that fat dude from Varsity Blues who only got casted as offensive linemen with heart conditions.
Gordon Gekko is back… and greed is still good 22 years later. I’m sure he’s going to be very happy with blue tooth technology, that cell phone looks like an alien sex probe.
As the global economy teeters on the brink of disaster, a young Wall Street trader partners with disgraced former Wall Street corporate raider Gordon Gekko on a two-tiered mission: To alert the financial community to the coming doom, and to find out who was responsible for the death of the young trader’s mentor.
‘The Art of the Steal is a documentary that chronicles the long and dramatic struggle for control of the Barnes Foundation, a private collection of Post-Impressionist and early Modern art valued at more than $25 billion. Albert C. Barnes was a Philadelphian of working-class origins who used his fortune from an antiseptic compound called Argyrol to collect: 181 Renoirs, 69 Cezannes, 59 Matisses, 46 Picassos, 21 Soutines, 18 Rousseaus, 16 Modiglianis, 11 Degas, 7 Van Goghs, 6 Seurats, 4 Manets, 4 Monets, 3 French hens. And a partridge in a pear tree.
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Four Lions may be the first of its kind: a “jihadist comedy.” Chris Morris spent three years gathering research from terrorism experts, imams, police, secret services and hundreds of Muslims in an attempt to understand this new genre. As Spinal Tap understood heavy metal and Dr Strangelove the Cold War, Four Lions understands modern British jihadis.
The trailer for A-Team has hit the internet early. Gasp! Things being released early… on the internet! Although the quality is a little crappy, you get the general idea. Everyone’s on board for this romp. Here’s hoping that Rampage Jackson doesn’t ruin it.
The Sundance Film Festival is right around the corner. Wanna know why…because it’s usually that time of the year when trailers start hitting the interwebs where the protagonist wants to chop off his arms “just ’cause.”
ARMLESS tells the story of John, a man who suffers from Body Integrity Identity Disorder, a real-life psychological condition in which an individual paradoxically doesn’t feel “whole” unless he loses one or more major limbs. When he leaves his wife and goes to find a doctor willing to amputate his arms, it triggers a twisted romp filled with mistaken identities, missed chances, and tragic consequences.
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The latest film from Christopher Nolan of Memento, Batman Begins, The Prestige, and The Dark Knight fame. Film hits theaters July 16th, 2010. You can’t but help to get lost in Leo DiCaprio’s eyes.
Now this is what I call a Red-Band trailer. You’ve gotta be excited about a film where a 12-year-old girl is killing bad guys with reckless disregard, there isn’t a vampire in sight, and her choice swear word is “cunt.”
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