An Italian sex researcher, Piero Lorenzoni, claims he can tell a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts. And like any good jug scientist, he classified the different shapes and sizes using fruits as a reference point. Take Christina Hendricks for example. Her breasts are the poster children for watermelon yabbos. With that being said, Lorenzoni states, “she likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”
Normally we’re happy just pervin’ a dish around here, but this Esquire video with Mila Kunis is an excellent production. Add in the dope Black Keys/Mos Def/Jim Jones collabo and everyone’s a winner.
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Whenever Mila Kunis looks into a camera she always looks like she has a dirty secret that she’s dying to get off her chest. Sadly, it’s never that she’s given me joint access to her bank account and backdoor. How’s that for a double entendre?
In a recent poll on the porn blog Fleshbot, “Jewish girls” ranked second among kinks (the winner: “freckles”). Details Magazine put together a piece proclaiming that Jews “have become the ethnic fetish du jour.”
This is where you have to invoke the Karen Hill Clause. The sex is going to be amazing, but there’s a 73 percent chance that you’ll wake up with a pistol in your face.
L’Chaim!
Beautiful women transformed into candy coated pin-up goddesses. God Bless the United States with airbrush and justice for all.
Summer Glau
Zooey Deschanel
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