We love The Heavy over here. They performed for us a couple months ago in the peaceful confines of our backyard, which was a treat. Last night they performed on Letterman and provided a truly enlightened performance. Dave was so impressed that he asked the boys to play the song again. This appears to be the first time in Late Show history that this has occurred. Even the Times Square tourists in the audience seemed to to dig the band’s retro grooves. It’s a challenge to truly bring the house down on a late night TV show, especially if you are a relatively unknown band taking the stage. Here’s to hoping they don’t stay unknown for much longer. Check ‘em out and for heaven’s sake buy the band’s album!
A lot can be learned from the mistakes made by both David Letterman and ESPN personality Steve Phillips. You should never bang the assistant or the intern. Their social climbing skills are that of a Sherpa with a 3G Blackberry. It’s not wrong to want to sleep with the “help,” they just poked the wrong set of subordinates. It’s key that whenever engaging in an extra marital affair to only sleep with the cleaning ladies. Polish. Mexican. White and with a slight Meth problem. In my limited time on this Earth, I’ve learned that maids don’t like to rock the boat. Sure, I bet you can point to some examples where they’ve righteously fucked their bosses, but a lot can be said for ladies who prefer cleaning up the messes instead of making them.
David Letterman stunned his audience last night when he spent 10 minutes revealing an extortion plot against him for 2 million dollars, with the blackmailer threatening to release the details of several affairs Letterman had with girls who worked on the show. Wait… isn’t that what you’re supposed to do if you have a high profile job? I’m hoping Liz Lemon will slum it with me.
Jay-Z dropped by The Late Show, and hilarity ensued. I’ve gotta say, these guys have a good rapport. Maybe they could start an updated version of The Rat Pack, and Michael Bay could direct the biopic.
Most often Sacha Baron Cohen appears as his alter egos while promoting a film. For once, he shows up as himself and discusses how he used actual CIA connections to interview a terrorist for his new film.
David Letterman found it necessary to respond to Sarah Palin’s knucklehead ass after she accused him of making “sexually perverted” jokes about her daughter. Letterman’s such a gangster he just does the jokes again.
Oh, why not get in on the fun with some old school snaps.
“Bristol Palin is like a shotgun, two cocks and she’s ready to blow.”
This is late notice, but if you are on the west coast, I wanted to give you a quick heads up that O’Reilly is on Letterman tonight. Set the DVR. O’Reilly’s Letterman appearances are near perfect television. Below the fold you can see his now famous appearance last year when Dave absolutely ethered him.
