The big news out of the NBA isn’t that Ron Artest is changing his last name to “mohawk.” Rather, it’s that standout Houston Rocket center Yao Ming may miss all of next season, and perhaps never play again. It seems that Yao Ming has temperamental bones, which immediately eliminates him from the porn industry after his playing days. Is there anything more fragile than Yao’s feet?
MR. GLASS
I think this is a given. Samuel L. Jackson was supposed to be so soft that it was written into the script that he was capable of spraining his afro. Yao’s feet may be soft, but shampoo won’t cause him a trip onto the DL.
