Nearly 600 New Yorkers entered the Department of Health’s condom design competition. Now’s the time to vote on a winner. I was really hoping the one that showed A-Rod and Jeter eating ice cream on a park bench took the top prize, but apparently they thought that it was too overtly homosexual.
Safe sex may be what’s socially responsible, but that doesn’t get around the fact that treating your gee williker like a prisoner at Abu Ghraib is plain ol’ cruel. If you really do have to wrap it up… here’s what I suggest. And even a few that are weird, even for my taste.
TUXEDO CONDOM
Nothing says, “I don’t have the clap” like the tuxedo condom. If this came with a monocle I would definitely pretend I was the Monopoly guy while I did the Lord’s work.
