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When Life Imitates Happy Gilmore

Doin’ the bull dance. Feelin’ the flow. Workin’ it.

Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer’s arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

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Forbes Magazine: Angelina Jolie is the Head B*tch in Charge

Forbes Magazine goes all BCS on their rankings system, not leaving it just up to the almighty dollar. Here’s a statement from Tiger Woods.

I really don’t care if people are googling me. I’m rich bitch!

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Adam Sandler is Dying… in his new movie

Judd Apatow has a new film coming out with the normal knuckleheads. Add in Adam Sandler, should be good times all around. What’s that you say, Adam Sandler has cancer in this? Wait.. what? Oh, it’s still a comedy, GAME ON!