Sure, she’s 35-years-old. But finding out that Danica McKellar, better known as Winnie Cooper, is pregnant makes me feel like I’m officially not a child anymore. Like I need to be worried about adult issues, like health care reform so I can get a cootie shot booster.
If you were a kid growing up in the 80’s, Winnie Cooper was the girl you wished lived down the block from you, instead of that old guy who liked to air dry in his front yard. Here’s hoping that in a Peter Pan world, Topanga is still without child.
I’m a firm believer that every person has a spirit animal. Why? Because it sounds fuckin’ bad ass! Like one day when a bunch of ruffians have you cornered in a dark alley, you can harness the power of your inner cobra or mustang. In the case of Amanda Seyfriend, she’s definitely a frog. I don’t mean that in a derogatory way, some people really end up looking like their spirit animal. And in my case, my personality is what determines my animal… a weasel.
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Aside from Andy Samberg and Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig is the only SNL castmember who can shave the show from the terrible impressions of Keenan “Good Burger” Thompson. For her V Magazine shoot, Kristen Wiig channeled her inner Carmen Miranda, Brigitte Bardot and Frida Kahlo.
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Marion Cotillard first caught my attention when she won Best Actress for her role portraying Édith Piaf. More recently, she was the “dame” that Johnny Depp was after in Public Enemies. Definite fox, and a first timer around here. If Reno had his choice, we’d have pictures of Carey Mulligan everyday. Good thing this is a hot chick dictatorship and I’m the Chairman.
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Olivia Wilde shows up around these sleepy parts quite often. Except she’s not a snarling cowboy villain, and we’re not some hopeless village comprised of jaded, hack bloggers. Well…one out of two ain’t bad.
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Despite Kaley Cuoco’s starring role on The Big Bang Theory, that show is still completely unwatchable. Hell, I’d say that 90 percent of CBS programming caters to old people in white shoes who complain about their sciatica. Thankfully for Uncle Remus in apartment 3B, this is some good old-fashioned Viagra. BOING!
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Anna Torv is the Australian beauty who makes you feel a little less nerdy about yourself for watching Fringe. Every episode I keep hoping that the aliens beam her up to the mother ship for a little probing, and every episode I’m left very disappointed.
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God damn this is sexy! Not only is Anna Paquin a stunner, but she’s also capable of retrieving all of the necessary stoner junkfood. If she can tell the difference between a Flaming Hot Cheeto, a Hot Andy Capp, and a Flaming Hot Puff, I might just have to think about putting a ring on it.
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Anne Hathaway shows up in the pages of GQ UK and looks sexy as hell. If only she talked with a cockney accent. That would definitely sweeten the deal.
Oy, get o’vr ere, guv’na and give sweetanne a fuckin’ kiss you puntah!
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Actress Michelle Trachtenberg covers the February issue of Complex Magazine. I haven’t been this turned on by a masked woman since I got kidnapped by that Wonder Woman impersonator and developed a wicked case of Stockholm syndrome. Hit the jump for more photos and a behind the scenes video… of Michelle, not my kidnapping.
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