Everyone’s favorite chauvinist hour of television returns this Sunday to the delight of men who love cone shaped hooters and women who swoon over pocket squares. Given that the show is notorious for its three martini lunches, here’s Our Kitchen Sink’s Mad Men Drinking Game.

Take a drink if:

- A man subtly insinuates that a woman’s brain isn’t as developed as a man’s.
- Peggy Olson makes a face like she’s making a bowel movement
- Betty Draper blows cigarette smoke directly into the babies face.
- Sally Draper’s lisp makes an appearance.

Finish your drink if:

- Joan Holloway makes you feel funny in your pants.
- Don Draper scribbles something on a napkin.
- Roger Sterling references his bum ticker.
- Bobby Draper is played by a totally different little boy.

Take a shot if:

- Someone lights a cigarette.
- Peggy gets put on a feminine napkin account.
- Bert Cooper wears a bow tie.