As soon as I saw the Google ad that melted every woman’s heart during the Super Bowl, I immediately wanted to tell the tale of a man who fell in love in Paris, only to realize that his french girlfriend had lax grooming habits.

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It seems that the good folks from Slate beat me to the punch, only they chose not to attack the noticeably pungent Frenchies.  Rather, Eldrick Woods gets treated to another pity party.