I never thought I’d live to see the day where an album cover could ever top Songs for Gay Dogs, but these two are definitely the cat’s meow.

Top Dog - Slam Dunkin’ Hoes

Nothing says street cred like putting a “ho in check.”  But nothing says street cred and promotes your athletic prowess like slam dunking “said ho” through a basketball hoop.  In the business that’s referred to as the hoop and the harm.

* come on.  It even features a rapper named Icey Hott.

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Majik Most - Molesting Hip Hop

It wouldn’t be PC to say that you’re “raping” hip hop, so Majik Most was searching for a verb that convey the same violent and seedy imagery.  I don’t know what’s the deal with the snorkel though.  Is that supposed to mean that he’s an underwater molester?  A mer-man molester?

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