With the big game only days away, it’s time to start dissecting the minutia. Forget Dwight Freeney’s ankle injury, or whether the Who Dat Saints can shut down the Colts potent aerial assault. Instead, let’s take a look at the two most high profile wives/girlfriends that will be waving their pom poms on Sunday: Kim Kardashian & Kendra Wilkinson.

Kim Kardashian slept with Ray Jay. -1

Ray Jay was on Moesha -4

Kendra slept with Hugh Hefner +1

Hugh Hefner was born in 1926 and has old balls -4

Kendra probably did it with the other Girls Next Door +12

Kendra can’t read -1

Kim has a hairy back - 1

Kim has a fat ass +12

Kim made a sex tape +1… with Ray Jay - 4

Kim is related to Khloe Kardashian -10

Kim is related to Kourtney Kardashian +5

GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS

Kim Kardashian (14,200,00) Kendra Wilkinson (2,140,000)

Kim Kardashian Slut (392,000) Kendra Wilkinson (122,000)

Even though there are more search results for Kim Kardashian Slut, we’re still gonna give her her the +5 in this category.

FINAL RESULTS…

I’d have sex with both of them.