Where to begin. Where to begin. We all know that Miley Cyrus is a lost cause. It’s only a matter of time before she’s dancing at Scores for Busch Light coupons and has that Menthol drawl to her voice. But now comes word that her nine-year-old sister, Noah, is launching a lingerie line. Huh? Surely that little chickadee must have thought lingerie was a french word for diaper or onesy. Right?

Word has it that she’ll be launching a legitimate lingerie line for Ohh! La, La Couture with her best friend.  Now word on whether this “best friend” is real, or of the imaginary variety.