After a long week of digging through news, scores and tantric sex techniques, I realized that there’s a ton of interesting things that I never get around to posting. With that being said, I decided to end the week with a couple links in a Friday finale called Close but No Cigar. If I haven’t tormented/enlightened enough during the week, hopefully these will tide you over until Monday. Happy Hour here I come!

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Seven-year-old raises thousands for Haiti quake victims

Two men arrested for crack possession.  Turns out to be candy

Minnesota Supreme Court Rules DUI Possible in Inoperable Vehicle

How Videogames Trained a Generation of Athletes

NFL Taking RedZone Service to Cellphones

Real-life inspiration for paper target in firearms training, ex-NYPD Lt. Jesse Oldshein, dies at 92

Undertaker opens coffin, finds pulse

Officer accidentally used pepper spray on burning man