Main Entry: Stanley Tucci
Function: Verb
Etymology: Italian

intransitive verb

1 a: to leer at a women’s mammaries with eyes as a swift as a ninja.

2 a: to act homosexual in order to leer at a women’s mammaries without fear or persecution or judgement.

Pictures have surfaced from The Golden Globes which show Stanley Tucci examining Anne Hathaway’s breasts like there was a pig latin cipher written across her chest, and he was dead set on getting to the bottom of the ittytay avinciday odecay.  The real question is: was he wrong for looking, or is it good that he went down swinging?   Batter up.

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