After one too many pints with the fellas, we started talking about deal breakers with your wife/girlfriend/mail order midget Princess Buttercup. While some talked about bad cooking, or having a wife whose libido resembles a nun, I chalked mine up to one singular question: Is their a Nickelback album/song/ringtone on any of her electronic devices? Finding one of those MP3’s is like finding that first love blister. Time to cut the responsible party free.

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