If you’re married to a pro-athlete you have two choices.

1. You can pretend in your heart of hearts that Johnny Baseball or Clifford Football isn’t cheating, and go about your days as a delusional knucklehead who pops uppers like they’re Skittles.

2. Handle the situation like the wife of Utah Jazz swingman Andrei Kirilenko, who allows him one free pass a year.

“What’s forbidden is always desirable. And athletes, particularly men, are susceptible to all the things they are offered,” Lopatova said. “It’s the same way raising children - If I tell my child, ‘No pizza, no pizza, no pizza,’ what does he want more than anything? Pizza.”

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