I’m a sucker for a good gangster flick. Add in a nice cast of English blokes who seemingly would bust a cap in a nobleman, and I’m sold. Freshen up your drink guv’na?

Colin Diamond (Ray Winstone) is a car dealer, who’s been left by his wife (Joanne Whalley) for a French waiter, and has imploded completely, shrivelling into a weeping wreck of a human being. His friends Archie (Tom Wilkinson), Meredith (Ian McShane), Mal (Stephen Dillane) and Peanut (John Hurt), in an effort to restore some pride to their cuckolded pal, help him kidnap his wife’s new lover, and take him to a dilapidated house, with the intention of killing him.