It’s been a little less than a year since this little blog popped up like a blackhead on the face of every politician, athlete, entertainer, and lush who makes waves for all the wrong (and sometimes right) reasons. While I’ve been the predominant voice, every member of this team is of value. Without Steve you wouldn’t know that Bono pees sitting down, and without Reno you wouldn’t know that Arianna Huffington pees standing up. And without me… you wouldn’t have some of these chocolate chip cookies. Happy New Year!
Every once in a while “tips” end up in my inbox that I’m scared to touch. In this case, I was too intrigued to pass up a link where the subject heading read “Vagina perfume.” Even after doing some “research,” I’m still not completely sure with what we’re dealing with here. They’re explicit in the fact that it’s not a perfume (sorry tipster), but the press release reads that it’s somewhere in the neighborhood of a deodorant for your Hello Kitty.
But as you keep reading, that’s when things get really interesting. “The Phial is shaken gently…” so does that mean it’s actually a Vaginal martini?
Then that’s when you realize that they’re marketing a product that smells like a vagina, but is supposed to be applied everywhere but on your vagina.
Hmmm. Too bad I got this tip after Christmas. I’ll take 3, please.
In a sadistic/yet beautiful universe, I’d be making you lot ring in the new year with a head to toe with the queen of pop and Miyagi-Son. Instead, enjoy Rihanna in this Ralph Macchio-less spread. To 2010!
Reuters rolls out their top photographs of the year to appease all you shutterbugs out there. I don’t think you can achieve these images with just a point and shoot, but don’t tell that to the sales people at RadioShack.
A Sturgis woman had a blood-alcohol level of .708 percent, possibly a state record, when she was found behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle parked on Interstate 90, according to Meade County State’s Attorney Jesse Sondreal. A South Dakota Highway Patrol trooper discovered Marguerite Engle, 45, on Dec. 1 passed out behind the wheel of a delivery truck reported stolen in Rapid City.
Her blood-alcohol level was almost nine times South Dakota’s legal limit of .08 percent. Checks with local and state labs where blood-alcohol levels are tested suggest Engle’s reading may be the highest ever recorded in South Dakota, Sondreal said. Sondreal said a state chemist recalled a sample that tested .53, but nothing higher, in his more than 30 years on the job.
Like it or not Twitter is here to stay, and more often times than not it keeps us up to date with what is going on in the world. The real beauty is that it doesn’t matter what world you’re immersed in. Whether you’re following @pornstarpeppermintpatty to track how many guys she can take in her mouth, or following @glennbeck to track how many guys he can take in his mouth, this list is for you.
Tweet: We just made history. All of this happened because you gave your time, talent and passion. All of this happened because of you. Thanks*
From: @BarackObama
Why it’s Important: Barack Obama (@BarackObama), Nobel Prize winner and President of the United States of America, announces his winning election to the world on Twitter, fully embracing the open web as a means to connect with the world.
(Note: While this actual tweet was made on November 4th 2008, there is no question regarding the impact of @BarackObama’s twitter account in 2009.
You’ve really gotta love these age progression photos of some of the UK and US’s biggest celebrities/personalities 10 years from now. For example: Paris Hilton will be 38-years-old, and seems primed to be starring in a remake of Designing Women. Either that, or they accidentally performed vaginal rejuvenation surgery on her face.
Like so many culture websites, Gawker was going through the arduous task of making “end of the decade” lists. One such honoree was Girls Gone Wild CEO, Joe Francis, who was given the prestigious Douche of the Decade.
Not surprisingly, Joe Francis wasn’t thrilled with this award (it’s like getting the “I participated” award in t-ball), and decided to sue Gawker for 10 million bucks. Hit the jump to read the email, and see how adding an attachment can only increase your d-bag status.
The Telegraph reported a figure by Mark Keenan, Managing Director of Divorce-Online, claiming that out of all divorces they analyzed, 20 percent have traces of Facebook coursing through their petitions. While Facebook may not have been the root and cause, they say, “inappropriate” chats, wall posts and messages have aided in the unraveling of two in ten marriages.
