CREATIVE DIRECTOR: We really want Megan to put her leg over her head like one of those Ukrainian gymnasts . How do we convince her that it’s not like porn?

PHOTOGRAPHER: We could tell her we’re going to shoot it in black and white, and that all beaver shots in black and white=high art.

GUINNESS SPOKESMAN: Brilliant!

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