Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating Web site that says it only allows “beautiful people” to join.  Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to BeautifulPeople.com have been accepted, an e-mailed statement from the Web site showed.

The way that BeautifulPeople.com accepts new members is simple. A potential member applies with a photo and a brief profile. Over 48 hours, existing members of the opposite sex vote whether to admit him or her, the site said.

My question is, why if you’re supposedly “so attractive” are you resorting to online dating?  The only responsible answer can be that all of the women have penises, and all of the men have the clap.  Don’t fret England, beautifulpeople.com is a nation of people still trying to perfect Blue Steel.

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