How come if you drink when you’re alone you’re an alcoholic, but if you replace that beer in your hand with your trouser sausage you’re a healthy, and functioning member of society? It’s all about multi-tasking…so if you’ll excuse me I think I’m gonna go pick up a six pack and rent season 2 of Golden Girls. Good night, and good luck.
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hilarious! However, I feel the mary lou retton would be difficult with the water going up one’s nose.
and the tony hawk looks like a B-boy move.
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