You’d think that after a lengthy stint on Baywatch and a hilarious cameo in Bruno, you’d at least be a “person,” and not the “thing” when it comes to nouns in a headline.  Girth is definitely a one way street when it comes to sexual organs, and this newspaper is insinuating that having sex with Ms. Anderson is like sending a bowling ball down a naval runway.  Prepare for takeoff.

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