A lot can be learned from the mistakes made by  both David Letterman and ESPN personality Steve Phillips.  You should never bang the assistant or the intern.  Their social climbing skills are that of a Sherpa with a 3G Blackberry.  It’s not wrong to want to sleep with the “help,” they just poked the wrong set of subordinates.  It’s key that whenever engaging in an extra marital affair to only sleep with the cleaning ladies.  Polish.  Mexican.  White and with a slight Meth problem.  In my limited time on this Earth, I’ve learned that maids don’t like to rock the boat.  Sure, I bet you can point to some examples where they’ve righteously fucked their bosses, but a lot can be said for ladies who prefer cleaning up the messes instead of making them.