All of these Hollywood knuckleheads are setting up their kids to catch a swift beatdown on the playground because they’re giving them wimpy names. No one respects a kid named after a bird, a fruit, a festival, or named Spencer. Those are the laws that govern the blacktop. Now here are some better alternatives.
If your name is Rad Heroman, you’re so cool and manly that you were probably born with a pair of Ray Bans and a switchblade. Your mother’s uterus suffered for that swagger.
Who knew that Singapore was where the Bat Cave and the Fortress of Solitude was?
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