According to The Associated Press, Cathy Maples of Huntsville, Ala., won today’s Ebay auction with a $63,500 bid, earning the right to dine with Saran Palin, likely in Alaska.  Here’s what else you could purchase for that chunk of change if you’re a Sarah Palin backer.

5 Stuffed Moose Heads: 12k

10 Pairs of Authentic Sarah Palin Kazuo Kawasaki 704 Eyeglasses: 2,500k

100 Copies of The Idiots Guide to Geography: 1,300k

5 Root canals from Dr. Orly Taitz: 10k

500 Cases of Budweiser: 7,500k

100 Pairs of Confederate Zubaz Pants: 3k

10 Quality Tickets to the 2010 Daytona 500: 9k

250 Copies of the Final Season of Walker Texas Ranger: 6,500k

That may not add up to 63,500 k exactly, but all the remaining money can go toward various anti-abortion literature.