One of my favorite shows on ESPN, besides Sportscenter, and just in front of hearing Joe Morgan complain about baseball and applaud his mustache, is Pardon the Interruption (PTI).  If you’re not familiar with this program, chances are you’re a eunuch.  Commonly Wilbon and Kornheiser like to debate endzone dances, bigger d-bag fans (the Sawks and the Yanks), and why LeBatard chooses to show his chest hair on national television.  Here’s a bit of a toss up Our Kitchen Sink style.

FICTIONAL PITCHERS

Chet “Rocket” Steadman vs. Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn

The ultimate battle of experience versus youth.  While Steadman has been a serviceable pitcher for years, he let his arm go for the benefit of the Cubs.  Vaughn has a sorted past, having spent time playing in the California Penal League.  What it really comes down to is the intangibles.

Better nickname has to go to Wild Thing because he gets the fancy entrance music when he enters ballgames, and has a sweet leather vest.

Better accessory goes to Steadman’s mustache (which Joe Morgan absolutely hates), which the wardrobe department modeled as a hybrid based off of Craig Stadler and the Beastie Boys from their Sabotage days.  Again, we’re at a stale mate.

How would the PTI guys score this one?  I got it!

Facial hair discussion plus love of Chicago sports = Chet Steadman