Fact: If a lady bends down to tie her shoes, aid an injured monarch butterfly, or tend to her child’s runny nose, a man is going to check out what kind of underwear she sports. It’s not perverse. It’s not seedy. Call it advanced scouting. If we’re going to invest some money into a prospect, we’ve gotta see if she can hit the slow breaking ball( Granny Panties) or if she can burn it 98 with movement (Red Thong).

image via: thefrisky