Today the US soccer team travels to Estadio Azteca in Mexico City for a very important World Cup qualifying match.  The US has never won at Azteca, with an abyssmal 0-22-1 record, with former US defender Alexi Lalas comparing it to the Terrordome from Mad Max.  Besides the 100 k plus people packed into the stadium, the US side is going to have to be aware of what’s flying at them besides the soccer ball.  Expect these things making their way onto the pitch.

1. Batteries
2. Bags of Piss
3. “Chinga tu Madre”
4. Pesos
5. “Yo quiero comer tus ninos”
6. “Tu mama se parece a un caballo”
7. Golaso!  Golaso!  Golaso!