I can’t stand the WNBA. Call me sexist, but they absolutely butcher the game. In no other sport is the dropoff in quality between males and females so significant. It’s like watching a bunch of housewives bicker over a recipe for a boysenberry pie. The only newsworthy event to come out of this season is that one of their stars, Diana Taurasi, got what was described as, “an extreme DUI.”  I never knew such a charge existed, maybe she was driving with ski goggles and rollerblades on.

Here’s my suggestion.  Lower the rim.  Chicks dig the long ball, but dudes are envious of players who play above the rim.  Sweaty women dunking on each other would suddenly make the game a little more enjoyable, not to mention there would always be a possibility of a “facial.”