Hollywood often times tries to make smokin’ hot woman look average so that they’re flawless faces and T&A don’t overshadow the whole movie. My question to you is after these modifications… WOULD YOU STILL HIT IT? Chime in, we want to hear why or why not.

Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter as Marla Singer in Fight Club

This isn’t as hard a choice as the last one.  In honor of Fight Club being one of my favorite movies of all time, I think it’s only appropriate that I field this WOULD YOU STILL HIT? from the point of view of a body part.

I am Alec’s erection.  Sure, Marla Singer is a pathological liar and steals from laundry mats.  But she also banged Tyler Durden, which means that any debauchery from Alec’s mouth or Alec’s Brain will seen pretty tame.  She’s also sickly thin, which means Alec wouldn’t have to take her out to dinner.  Straight to the good stuff and play time for me.  I would definitely still hit that.  I’m definitely suiting up for this one.