Askmen put together a list of 5 lies that all women tell.  I think they’re fairly accurate, and you’re damn sure I have a rebuttal.

1. I’m not mad at you.
2. I don’t mind if you go to the strip club with the boys.
3. I’m just not ready for a boyfriend right now.
4. I don’t mind picking up the tab tonight; you always pay anyway.
5. That was fucking great!

How about a list of 5 lies all men tell courtesy of Our Kitchen Sink.

1. Of course you’re prettier than your best friend and sister.
2. I wasn’t masturbating, I was readjusting.
3. I like going to Hooters for the chicken wings.
4. You’re not fat, it’s just the mirror.
5. I don’t mind picking up the tab; you always pay anyway.