I fancy myself quite the reader. I probably read at least 10 books a year, and read countless magazines, most of which end up sticky afterward. After viewing this list, I can honestly say I’ve never read any of the titles. And if you have, chime in and prove it, we’ll send you a bookmark with the word “BADASS” across it.

10. INFINITE JEST
David Foster Wallace: 484,001 words

9. GAI-JIN
James Clavell: 487,700 words

8. REMEMBRANCE ROCK
Carl Sandburg: 532,030 words

7. ATLAS SHRUGGED
Ayn Rand: 565,223 words

6. A SUITABLE BOY
Vikram Seth: 593,674 words

5. MISS MACINTOSH, MY DARLING
Marguerite Young: 700,000 words

4. POOR FELLOW MY COUNTRY
Xavier Herbert: 850,000 words

3. CLARISSA
Samuel Richardson: 969,000 words

2. SIRONIA, TEXAS
Madison Cooper, 1,100,000 words

1. MISSION EARTH
L. Ron Hubbard: 1,200,000 words

via: listverse