Why is it all the good jobs are being outsourced?  I think I’d be quite the standout female ass explorer, although working with a constant erection may be detrimental to the economy.  Forget the “stimulus package,” we could call this position the “stimulated package.”

A cheeky artist has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant - to look at girls’ bums.  Sue Williams was given the cash to “explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks”.  She will create plaster cast moulds of women’s behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.

quotes via: blogofhilarity