Every company looking to hock everything from soda to soup mix is always looking for a clever title for a product that’s already been around for years. Something usually evoking an animal, or an action. And in this case, a bodily fluid. Here’s a list of some of the worst ones ever.

5. AYDS (Diet Candy)

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4. SHITTO (Sauce)

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3. COCK FLAVOURED MIX (Soup)

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2. SARS (Pop)

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1. PEE COLA (Pop)

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via: listicles