Aside from the stars and bars, Brazil, I mean Brasil, is where my allegiances lie.  The women are by far the prettiest, and the futbol is far superior.  But they also have another thing going for them.  Down with the letter ‘Z!’

Based on this groundbreaking photo alone, I’m willing to drop the letter z completely. I always found it completely unnecessary. I’m ready to segway completely from z’s to s’s as if this were the y2k turnover. Easy and painless.

Pizza–> Pissa - you’ll still end up with a beautiful slice
Fuzz –> Fuss (problematic, but doesn’t fuzz usually create a fuss?)
Buzz –> Buss (which you use when you’re too drunk to drive)

The only question that remains… Does a BraSilian wax still get the job done as well as the BraZilian? I’m willing to risk it.